Kill time with something retro

What will you do if you are arranging a photo shoot worth a small fortune (because I rent a whole DAMN island) but the models are 7 hour LATE?

For each seconds pass by, I am flushing the company's money while loosing the sun! I need to do something to prevent me from drowning myself in the sea ... so i decided to get my camera and play with the properties instead ... some vintage stuff to occupy my mind!